Nothing takes the sting of creepiness and fright out of the dark corners of Halloween more than a good old-fashioned joke. Here are a few borrowed from the crypts of the interwebs to give those ghouls and boys a chuckle (or a groan):
–Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party? He had no body to go with!
–Why was the mummy so tense? He was all wound up!
–What is a mummy’s favorite music? Wrap music!
–What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman? Frostbite.
–What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A neck-tarine.
–Why are vampires so annoying? Because they are a pain in the neck!
–Why did the zombie cross the road? He didn’t have the guts!
–What does a zombie put on his meatloaf? Grave-y. 
–Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Witch.
Witch who?
Witch one of you has the candy?
–What do ghosts have in their noses? Boo-gers!
–What kind of medicine do witches use on their warts? I don’t know, but it’s not working.
–Why don’t zombies like pirates? They’re too salty.
–Knock Knock. Who’s there? Phillip! Phillip who? Phillip my bag with candy!
–What kind of horse does a ghost ride? A night-mare.
–Why are graveyards so noisy? Because of all the coffin.
